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Saturday, 6 September 2014

GTBank Checks Temperature Of Customers Entering The Banking Hall

By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 08:42
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  • Its been ages since i last went to the banking hall, however i had to visit the bank to renew my ATM card. On getting there i noticed the porter putting a device to customers' head.before they enter the banking hall. When it got to my turn, the following conversation ensued: 

    Porter: Goodmorning Sir, welcome to XYZ bank.....

    Me: Thankyou.

    Porter: Sir let me check your BP [pointing device to my head]

    Me: [curiously wandering what business banks have with BP
    [device beeps]

    Porter: See[showing me device reading] your BP is normal, 36.7

    In my mind am like 'oh! loool,in their mind these guys are taking 'precautionary measures' to fish out those with ebola cos its widely advertised that fever is a key feature of ebola.

    Interesting enough, there was a suspected case of ebola with classical presentation on monday at the Teaching Hosp of which i was the casualty officer who saw the patient & funny enough the patient died shortly after presenting(sample sent to lagos came out yesterday to be negative). 

    The info obviously got to town prompting the bank to begin temp check.
    So am beginning to ask myself, does it mean an ill patient(maybe with malaria) cannot transact in the bank again? Arent we taking this ebola thngy a little bit too far?





    The Reason I Fought With Bishop Oyedepo - Pastor Tunde Bakare

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 08:39
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  • Pastor Tunde Bakare of the Latter Rain Assembly in an  interview speaks on the  reason he fought with Bishop Oyedepo,  his experience as a running mate to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari at the 2011 general elections amongst other issues.



    Pastor Tunde Bakare

    In this interview with Adeola Balogun, Nonye Ben-Nwankwo, Pastor Tunde Bakare opens up
    On his take on anointing oil
    People like to create their own Tunde Bakare. I love God, I love people, I love the godly and the ungodly and I try within my God-given ability to teach the truth. The reason I fought with my friend, Bishop David Oyedepo, and tore his book, I remember when we resolved this problem in London, we came out of a plane, he took me aside and said he was angry with me because I tore his book. I said I didn’t tear your book, I tore my book.
    That is fine, you wrote it, I bought it, so it was my book I tore. I saw errors in that book because he said the anointing oil is not a symbol of the Holy Spirit that it is the life of God in a bottle. How can you write that and I would let it pass.
    No! If the anointing oil is the Holy Spirit, then Jesus is a lamb walking on four legs. These are metaphors and when you have the real, you leave the shadow. Besides it is for the sick in the New Testament. So, you can anoint the entire church if they are sick and I would wonder how a sick church can bring healing to a dying world.

    On his participation at the national conference
    Number one, I didn’t select myself; I didn’t force myself on the government. I represented the South-West geo-political zone. When the elders met, they put my name down. I pleaded with them that I would not even have the time. But they insisted that they wanted me there and you don’t reject your elders if they feel you have something to contribute or they consider that you are relevant.
    Two, while I was still battling with who will represent me at the conference, the Ogun State Governor, Senator Ibikunle Amosun, also put forward my name. At that point I decided to give it a chance. But I gave a condition and that condition was that I would not take a penny from the conference; I would not be given any allowance and I wrote a letter to that effect and they replied me. I did this so that if anything went wrong, I would retain my freedom to express myself freely. That does not mean others who took the allowance are bad people. No! We see things from different perspectives. Staying in Abuja is very expensive. I won’t tell you how much I spent but I travelled on each occasion with my research team and about three to four staff and we stayed in a suite which is quite expensive.
    On if he has joined politics again
    I have never joined politics. I am a nation builder, I am not a politician. I sleep well, I wake up well. I have no ambition; there is no desire to be anything in politics. All I want to see is a nation that works. If you ask me today if I am seeking any elective office, my answer will be no. I was asked to be a running mate to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, I was not looking forward to it at all. But if I am beckoned upon to do something, I will pray about it and if I see that it does not negate what I stand for and believe in, why not? The truth is that if good people don’t participate in politics, then we will continue to endure the rule of idiots.
    On if asked God and was told to go ahead  to be Buhari’s running mate
    Several times Paul would say in the Bible that “this is I speaking but not the spirit of God even though I have the spirit of God in me.” With every sense of modesty, a man like me would not jump without looking. If you don’t look and you leap, you can leap into disaster that would backfire on you and everything you stand for in the society. When my book is out, it would be clear to all the process it took for me to be a running mate.
    I sat in my house, leading a group called Arrow Heads which is already public knowledge after Mallam Nasir El-Rufai wrote about it in his book, ‘Accidental Public Servant.’ We gathered a group of Nigerians we felt could make a change in our clime. People like Oby Ezekwesili, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Donald Duke, Nasir El-Rufai, Nuhu Ribadu, Fola Adeola, Jimi Lawal, Yinka Odumakin, Jimi Agbaje, Wale Osun and a few others.
    We said to ourselves that we should form the Arrow Heads to produce a change. And when I was given the privilege of being the chairperson of that group, I told them I would only accept on two conditions. Number one, that I would not join any political party and number two, I would not seek any elective office so that if there is a dispute, I can effectively resolve it. Those around me know that I have no desire for a political office but those who don’t know me think I am an opportunist.
    Gen. Buhari called me on January 15 of that year and said, that he had done his own little prayers and he wanted to ask me to be his running mate. I told him I couldn’t because I lead a group and I had given them my word and that my word is my bond. I also told him that I had no desire for a political office; all I wanted to see was a change and be among those who work behind the scene. So, Gen. Buhari asked me to pray about it that he would get back to me. Within six or seven hours, he called back and I told him that I had not consulted my people. The first person I called among others was my wife and daughter and then spoke to Pastor Adeboye twice on it.
    Speaking further, Pastor Tunde Bakare said
    You see people don’t know things that happen behind the scene. I spoke to him twice and he said look, don’t be afraid, step in there, whether you win or lose, God is taking you somewhere. I didn’t jump because of that. I spoke to my mother and she said she had a dream about it six months before; I still didn’t jump. I thought it would be unfair not to tell Bola Tinubu because I had been brokering some things between the then Action Congress and the Congress for Progressive Change before the AC became ACN. So, I called Tinubu in the presence of Jimi Agbaje and Yinka Odumakin. I said to him that Gen. Buhari had called to offer this, give me a Christian from your group so that I can present to him. I invited the former governor of Ekiti State, Niyi Adebayo to my house and told him that he would be a better person to handle this. Both of us were in the Faculty of Law, University of Lagos at the same time. So, I looked for every way not to take Buhari’s offer and I didn’t fill the form. I took my team and went to the General and asked him why he wanted me to be his running mate. He said three things, “your passion for Nigeria. You have been a Muslim before, you are a Christian now. You have lived in the North, you were born in the South, you understand the geography and I think you can be a positive influence to pull the nation together. Number two, your integrity, number three, supposing I die in office like Yar’Adua, I want someone who would not sell out, who would still continue my vision for this country.” Still, I didn’t fill the form.
    I went to El-Rufai’s house, we sat down there and he encouraged me to take it and I said I was not taking it. I told him I needed to clear a particular thing in my heart. Everyone who had been assistant to Gen. Buhari died before him. Tunde Idiagbon is gone, Okadigbo is gone, Ume-Ezeoke is gone, why do I want to go and put my head in a death sentence. I need to know what is responsible for that, so I can’t just jump, I will need to pray through. I told Gen. Buhari the same thing I am saying now.
    The day before the final submission of names, former President Olusegun Obasanjo told El-Rufai that he was ready to support Buhari if he could drop me and replace me with Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala as his running mate. El-Rufai ran to me, that this was what Obasanjo said. The three of us were in the same hotel but in different suites. We went straight to Gen. Buhari and I said to him that breakthrough had come. I told him I had not filled the form and that there were five reasons why he must take Okonjo-Iweala. Number one, she is Delta-Igbo, you would have solved the problem of South-East/South-South. Number two, she’s a woman, you have settled the gender issue. Number three, Christian, balanced ticket. Number four, a former minister of finance and former minister of external affairs, experience which I don’t have. Number five, World Bank top executive, international exposure. Even though I have travelled round the world, I have not worked in any organisation, she is a better candidate. This is the form, I have not filled it. General Buhari looked at me and said did Obasanjo speak to you and I said no that he spoke to El-Rufai and I believe him. And he asked El-Rufai to repeat everything Obasanjo said to him and he did. He said to El-Rufai that well, you have worked with him and I have worked with him too, he would have something up his sleeves which we don’t know. Buhari turned to me and said, Pastor Bakare, I have waited long enough and today is the last day, if you are not going to fill the form, give it to me, I will look for someone until we can get a person like you. At that point, I became overwhelmed and I signed the form and El-Rufai seconded. That was the process; it was not an overnight thing.
    On if he has any regrets accepting that offer
    Not at all. If I have the chance, I will do it again. Buhari is an incorruptible leader. He is a man whose word is his bond. He is a reliable person and he loves this country. I don’t flatter people and you know I fought almost all military impostors in this country; there was a time I couldn’t stand any of them. But getting close to him, I realised he loves Christians as much as he loves Muslims.
    For those who said why Buhari? I remember Adunni Abimbola Adelakun, she wrote why can’t Bakare run as President? Why do you have to be a running mate? I just laughed when I read that. Don’t forget that Joseph served Pharaoh, Daniel served Nebuchadnezzar, and we are the salt of the earth and the light of the world, so you can maintain contact without contamination. Anything that would contribute to the wellbeing of the people of this country, as much as God gives me the grace, I would do it.
    On if President Jonathan was still on a mission to ruin Nigeria as quoted in 2012
    You do not separate a statement and body of facts that led to that statement. President Jonathan himself is a victim of circumstances. Who groomed him for what he is doing? I think he has had to learn on the job. Whether he is learning fast or is taking his time, is for others to comment. I marched on the streets of Abuja, Lagos, led Save Nigeria Group in different campaigns for him to become Acting President and he subsequently became the President of Nigeria.
    He is alive, if I have taken a dime from him for anything, he can say. Not that they would not want to be a blessing to me but I don’t take. My hands have provided enough for me. I am contented. I have had the privilege of sitting with the President this year about five times and it is always about how to move the nation forward. I remember when the President wanted to see me; I called Gen. Buhari immediately to inform him about the invitation because I don’t double-deal. I am a loyal person and I made the President know that I informed Gen. Buhari before coming for that particular meeting. The things he said to me are not for now; they would come out at the appropriate time.
    I think Jonathan is honestly doing his best but history would judge whether his best is good enough. The Nigerian issue is complex. It requires a level of capability and dynamism and that is not common among the current politicians.
    On if Nigerian Churches being a Theatre applies to him
    It doesn’t.  I said the difference between the cinema and the church in Nigeria is that for the cinema you pay a gate fee before you enter but in the church, they let you come in before they take from you. When the youth pastor was ministering today, I said wow, if I am out of here today, these people can continue.
    It would be recalled Pastor Tunde had stated his stand on the use of Anointing oil saying:
    “I am not against Anointing Oil. The thing is, it’s a Jewish Culture. They rub it on their bodies as protection against insects like your mosquito repellents. It was used extensively in the old testament for anointing …It is the power of God that heals, not the Oil”.
    Pastor Bakare is a former Vice Presidential candidate under the Congress for Progressive Change and Convener of the Save Nigeria Group (SNG).

    Friday, 5 September 2014

    Dr. Ameyo Adadevoh to be buried September 12th

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 01:31
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  • The remains of late Dr. Stella Ameyo Adadevoh, the phenomenal doctor who died on August 19th after being infected with the Ebola virus by Liberian Sawyer, will be buried on Friday September 12 at a private family funeral.

    A memorial service will hold at the Holy Cross Cathedral opposite the City Mall in Lagos by 10am before her ash, which has been obtained by her family, will be committed to mother earth.

    Her family had obtained her ashes after her corpse was decontaminated and cremated by the Lagos State Government. Continue...



    A Night of Tributes has been slated for Thursday by 6pm at Harbour Point Hotel, Lagos.

    A family member who spoke anonymously with The Nation said they decided to bury the late doctor so that her only child, Bankole Cardoso and other family members will be able to point at a grave site where they know their loved one is resting peacefully.
    “It was basically a cultural thing that informed us to decide to obtain her ashes for the burial. Committing the ashes to Mother Earth will strictly be a family affair; hence we have put up the Memorial Service and a Night of Tributes,” the family member said.
    May her soul continue to rest in peace, Amen.

    Flavour shares another shirtless selfie

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 01:29
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  • Flavour and his half-nude selfies. He shared this one tonight. Meanwhile, I see you, dear bulge! :-)

    EFCC arrest Nigerian man for duping 75 year old Dutch woman of €200k

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 01:28
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  • A 31 year old Nigerian man, Adio Opeyemi Micheal (pictured above) has been arrested by the EFCC for duping a 75 year old dutch woman of €200,000 in an internet romance scam. Find the EFCC press statement below...

    "For swindling a 75 year old woman of 200,000 Euros in a romance scam, a 31-year-old confidence trickster, Adio Opeyemi Michael, an indigene of  Owu LGA of Ogun state, has been arrested by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission EFCC. The victim, a certain Jeanet De Jonge, is a Dutch national." Continue...
    Adio allegedly met the victim on the ‘Net log’ dating site and pretended to be a 41-year-old American citizen, working as a chef in a Nigerian restaurant and needs a wife. The profile attracted Jeanet and, in no time, began sending him money through Western Union and Money Gram.
    "She was sending me money monthly, ranging from $800 to $900 from June 2012, through Western Union Money transfer and Money Gram to the extent that Western Union blocked her from sending money to me in Nigeria.  So she requested that I should go to London to enable her send me money there. I contacted a friend of mine in London called Osas Odiah, so that he can receive the money and send to me here in Nigeria. She first sent €2000 to my friend’s account in London, and later to my Keystone bank account, which was actually a Forex Trade account. We started using this account when we discovered that my friend was not remitting all the money sent by Jeanet to me,” the suspect revealed.
    Investigations further revealed that the suspect collected the various sums under the pretext that he was going to use the money to perfect his travel plans and obtain the required documents that would enable him travel to Holland to join or visit Jeanet. But his inability or refusal to honour the invitation from Jeanet prompted the petition to EFCC.
    The suspect will be arraigned in court as soon as investigation is concluded.
    Wilson Uwujaren
    Head, Media & Publicity
    4th September, 2014

    Thursday, 31 July 2014

    Don Jazzy advices Nigerians about Ebola, directs them to a page on Comeseesumting.com

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 04:11
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  • Mavin boss and music producer, Don Jazzy  has gone on twitter to advice Nigerians about the deadly nature of the Ebola Virus. In a series of tweets just after the huge success of his Dorobucci video which premiered online on new daily videos website, comeseesumting.com, Don Jazzy directed all his fans and Nigerians to get information about the Ebola virus from a special page created by the Comeseesumting team pooling together videos and other content about the virus. Continue...



    He says its time for everyone to take the Ebola Vrus seriously and get as much information as possible n how to avoid being a victim of the virus.

    The special page is located here http://comeseesumti.ng/ebola/

    The ComeSeeSumting Ebola page gives you a 60 second quick look along with a full documentary on Ebola and the history of this disease. The page also keeps you informed with all the latest stories on Ebola and you can also sign up to receive Ebola updates.

    No matter how rich you are, should there be a limit to how much you spend on your young children?

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 04:07
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  • Listen I love designer items, but even I have a limit. Unfortunately I can't share the pics because its from very private individuals but I saw a pic of a 13 year old Nigerian girl wearing a $3,500 designer dress. I heard she has plenty of those, even a dress as expensive as $5,600. One of her watches is a $21,000 Rolex. Her father is extremely wealthy, even owns a private jet, so it makes sense that he wants to spoil his little girl BUT...shouldn't there be a limit, especially if they are that young?

    Take for instance, boxing champ Floyd Mayweather's 14 year old daughter, Iyanna, she can't drive yet but she has a Mercedes Benz s550 and G550 (pictured above). She has Hermes bags, diamond watches and a lot of stuff many of her followers describe as obscene for a girl that young.

    So what do you think? No matter how wealthy you are as a parent, should there be a limit to how much you spend on your young children? Let's discuss...

    No fresh case of Ebola in Lagos - Lagos state Government says

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 04:03
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  • The Lagos state government says no fresh case of Ebola virus has been discovered in the state or in any part of the country. 

    According to the Special Adviser to the Lagos state Governor on Public Health, Dr (Mrs) Yewande Adeshina, all the 59 people who had direct or indirect contact with late Liberian Patrick Sawyer who died last Friday in Lagos from the virus, have been traced, tested and found to be hale and hearty and have not exhibited any unusual body temperature or any other symptoms of the dreaded virus. Continue..


    In a related development, the state Commissioner for Information, Lateef Ibirogba advised residents to be wary of the activities of fraudsters who are making spurious claims about their ability to provide cure for the Ebola Virus, urging them to always contact health providers to report unusual feelings noticed as only medical solutions are known to be appropriate for the disease. He warned those making false claims of being able to cure the disease to desist from it or would be made to face the full wrath of the law once they are caught. 
    He reminded residents of the State to make use of the emergency phone numbers- 08023169485, 08033086660, 08033065303, 08055281442 and 08055329229 provided to contact health authorities in case anyone with observed symptoms of the Ebola disease is noticed.

    Saturday, 19 July 2014

    Replying Mr Ibu would be trading intelligence with ignorance - Ibinabo Fiberesima

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 03:36
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  • AGN president Ibinabo Fiberesima has finally reacted to actor John Okafor aka Mr Ibu's recent interview where he questioned what she did with money President Jonathan released to the guild (see here). Speaking with Punch, Fiberesima berated the comic actor, stating that replying him would only amount to trading intelligence with ignorance. She also said he's not even a member of the Guild..
    "Which money is he talking about? That is why I said he is detached from the realities on ground. When we went to visit the President, there was no money promised to anybody. We didn’t go there to beg for money as Mr. Ibu is used to doing; we didn’t do that. They push you to the extent that you say things that you don’t want to. I’m not about money, for once they should stop and think, see what my team and I have achieved in two years. Replying Mr. Ibu would be trading intelligence with ignorance and I don’t think I have that time. I’m sure you have followed everything we have done and we have not hidden anything. Rather, we have been open about everything we have done, so if he attacks me the way he did, it clearly shows that he is completely detached from the reality, because he complained about things that we have achieved long ago, which shows that he is not part of the Guild,” she said. Continue...
    She also queried him for not mentioning the names of those in the guild he  said were not happy with her
    "Mr. Ibu cannot vote for me, he does not have the power to do that. He cannot even run for office because he is not a member, and I was expecting to see the names of the members whom he referred to because I don’t know them, and I hope they are members of the Guild because we have actors who are not members. You should not because of your interest in a name feel you can come out and talk off point to become relevant. When people say people should have education, it is for this kind of reason so they will know how to speak in public. They think running to the press and running me down on Facebook and others will deter me. No. I was not brought up like that, I’m a very thorough breed. I will do what I have to do to get to where I am going. It is the love that I get from people whose lives I have touched that keeps me going, not those who don’t know where they are going, because every sentence they make is money, where is the money?” she stated

    The Kate Henshaw Political Campaign has officially begun

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 03:31
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  • Told you guys yesterday that iconic actress Kate Henshaw is set to contest for a seat in the Federal House of Representatives...well, her political campaign has officially begun. Go here.

    Below is what she plans to achieve as a candidate...  
    I have a strong interest and desire to serve my people and especially show that there is a better more humane way to do things when you are in a position of leadership. Putting the people first and being accountable to them as well as being accessible.
    I am also very keen to promote and champion the provision of clean water, good roads and sanitation in my constituency. 
    One of my key areas of project focus areas will be provison of affordable education and quality healthcare especially for expecting and young mothers.

    Thursday, 10 July 2014

    Genevieve's Comments About Poor Nollywood Movies

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 09:32
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  • ollywood actress Genevieve Nnaji was recently at the receiving end of attacks from the movie industry following her remarks about the unprofessional-ism bedeviling it. She may have since retracted her comments, but did she say anything entirely new?



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    Nollywood, the nation’s movie industry may have come a long way, but the quality of her movies remains questionable. As dawn breaks, the industry plunges further into darkness. Take her earliest film, living in Bondage, that film, agreed was understandably a first timer, but you struggle to find films today even close to that flick. Today, if Living in Bondage can still stand shoulder tall with new movies, then it obviously leaves much to be desired. 
     
    If the development in Nigeria leaves you dry and scrapping for safety, Nollywood seems to falter in providing an alternative to at least, ameliorate it. From stereotyped roles, costume, acting, directing, editing to even scripting, the sad story goes.
     
    More heart reeking is the title of some Nollywood movies. Disparaging and uninspiring titles that leave you reeling with disappointment and wondering if it was scripted by a kindergarten or even the ridiculous parts that these movies are divided into, sometimes as much as six parts with different clueless titles.
     
    That said, even the actors themselves leave you wondering where their heart lies. Take for instance; the thespian Olu Jacobs, despite his experience and talent, he is willingly restricted to royalty roles amidst substandard productions.
    Amazingly, he sits comfortably on this, and seems to care little or nothing about professionalism, which is the line Genevieve apparently seems to be drawing.
     
    Genevieve may have since gone past the shoddy production and unprofessionalism that Nollywood is riddled with. But like some of her colleagues, she will do well to further lift the bar. This does not necessarily mean going into producing herself. After all, not everyone is gifted with the garb of producing. 

    PHOTOS: 2face Idibia Becomes Red Cross Ambassador

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 09:29
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  • Top Nigerian singer, 2face Idibia has taken up a new reponsibility. He is now a Red cross ambassador.

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    2face Idibia
    On Friday 4th July 2014, the Red Cross Society of Nigeria honoured the pop star at a press conference to announce a partnership between 2Face Idibia’s Million Voices for Peace campaign and the Red Cross Society of Nigeria.
    The partnership with the Red Cross Society of Nigeria seeks to explore areas of collaboration in raising awareness on the needs of people affected by violence in Nigeria with the aim of mobilizing support for them.
    Through this initiative, 2Face Idibia joins a list of renowned celebrities who have shown commitment in speaking up for some of the world’s most vulnerable groups.
    2face Idibia speaking at the event said: “Today we take a big step in improvising the plight of internally displaced persons in Nigeria through our partnership with the Nigerian Red Cross Society. My colleagues and I have followed closely the humanitarian efforts of the Red Cross society and I must confess that we are inspired and excited at the chance to support this cause.” 

    A few months back, a track titled – , was released by the Million Voices for Peace campaign. Proceeds from the sale of the song will go towards supporting the work of the Red Cross Society of Nigeria.
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    Dutch fate undeserved - Sneijder

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 05:36
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  • The Netherlands' penalty shootout loss to Argentina in the World Cup semifinals on Wednesday was an unjust way for them to exit the tournament, according to playmaker Wesley Sneijder.
    "We deserve much better," said the Galatasaray midfielder, one of two Dutch players to see a penalty saved by Argentina goalkeeper Sergio Romero at Sao Paulo's Corinthians Arena.
    "Argentina were playing for penalties, which wasn't the case with us. We tried to play.
    "I missed my penalty. It's a shame. But it's particularly frustrating not to have capitalised on the chances we created over the 120 minutes."
    Argentina won 4-2 on penalties after the contest finished 0-0 following extra time. They will play Germany in the final on Sunday.
    Dutch centre-back Ron Vlaar saw his opening spot-kick saved by Romero, but having produced a commanding display over the course of the game, he said that he would not let it get him down.
    "It's sport, and it's tough. But I'm a man and I'm not going to whinge about it," he said.
    "Of course, I know that I played well, but positive feelings pass to one side now that I've missed my penalty.
    "We're going home empty-handed. It's sad, because the only thing that counts is the title. There's still the third-place match (against Brazil). But it's not the same thing."

    Van Gaal luck runs out over shoot-out

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 05:23
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  • Jasper Cillessen and Louis van Gaal © Action Images
    Netherlands coach Louis van Gaal admitted he wanted to use substitute keeper Tim Krul in the penalty shoot-out defeat to Argentina on Wednesday.
    Van Gaal said he would have taken off goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen for Krul -- in a repeat of the gambit which won the quarterfinal with Costa Rica -- but had run out of substitutes.
    "I would have done it by I had already used my three substitutes so I couldn't do it," van Gaal said when asked if he'd thought about bringing on Krul.
    It meant that Krul, who saved two spot-kicks against Costa Rica, was a frustrated spectator on the bench as Argentina prevailed in the shoot-out 4-2.
    The defeat had an extra twist for van Gaal because Argentina keeper Sergio Romero saved two Dutch spot-kicks.
    Van Gaal worked with Romero during the player's four-year stint at AZ Alkmaar.
    "I taught Romero to stop penalties, so that hurts," van Gaal joked.

    Fifa suspends Nigeria Federation

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 05:22
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  • Nigeria was suspended from international football on Wednesday because of government interference, Fifa said in a statement.
    World soccer's ruling body sent a letter to the Nigeria Football Federation (FFF) last week expressing its concern after the NFF was served with court proceedings preventing its President from running the African country's soccer affairs.
    "As a result of this decision, no team from Nigeria of any sort (including clubs) can have any international sporting contact," Fifa said.
    "During the period of suspension, the NFF may not be represented in any regional, continental or international competitions, including at club level, or in friendly matches."
    Fifa said the court order compelled the Nigerian Minister of Sports to appoint a senior member of the civil service to manage the NFF until the matter was heard in court without giving any date for the hearing.
    The authorities then appointed a person who decided to convene an extraordinary general assembly on July 5, Fifa said.
    "This extraordinary general assembly was convened in violation of the NFF statutes," added Fifa.
    "The suspension will be lifted once the court actions have been withdrawn and the properly elected NFF Executive Committee, the NFF general assembly and the NFF administration are able to work without any interference in their affairs," added Fifa.
    Nigeria, the African champions, reached the last 16 at the World Cup in Brazil before losing 2-0 to France.

    Shopping Complex in Egbeda, Lagos on fire

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 05:21
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  • There is a fire outbreak at the Omolad shopping complex located by Egbeda Bustop in the Egbeda area of  Lagos. Reports say the fire started about an hour ago from a shop on the second floor of the complex. No one knows what caused the fire but are waiting for the arrival of fire service.

    Wednesday, 9 July 2014

    Why Manchester United are better off without Nike

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 09:26
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  • Why Manchester United are better off without Nike

    Belgian midfielder Marouane Fellaini poses with a Manchester United shirt made by Nike (Picture: Getty Images)
    It was 1972 before Manchester United had their club badge on the football shirt. The red shirt with white collar was made by Umbro, who made the kits for a further three years, before Admiral took over the responsibility.
    Then came the 1980s and Admiral was replaced with Adidas as the kit maker and produced probably the most popular shirts amongst the fans.
    The designs for these shirts, both home and away, were iconic. With ‘Sharp’ as the sponsor across the front and the three white stripes along the arms, these shirts bring back a lovely bit of nostalgia for fans of a certain age.
    Then came the Premier League era and Umbro again made United’s shirts. The collars tied up with laces, made famous by Eric Cantona, the green and gold away shirt in memory of the colours of Newton Heath, that classic black kit that Cantona made famous when kicking a Crystal Palace fan at Selhurst Park, to the red shirts worn when we won the Treble. Again, Umbro boasted some quality designs.
    Whilst maybe it’s a sign of old age, believing that everything was better in the good ol’ days, the shirts United players have donned over the past decade just don’t compete.
    Nike were given the contract in 2002 and you can count on one hand the amount of nice shirts we’ve had in that time. The 2006-07 shirt was fairly popular, with a design working as a tribute to the Busby Babes. But the designs have gradually got worse, reaching a climax with the gingham design in 2012-2013.
    Nike released a statement yesterday confirming that they will not be extending their shirt-making deal with the club when it expires next year.
    ‘Manchester United is a great club with passionate fans,’ they said in a statement. ‘We are proud to have partnered with them for the last 12 years and will continue to sponsor the club until the end of the 2014-15 season. Any partnership with a club or federation has to be mutually beneficial and the terms that were on offer for a renewed contract did not represent good value for Nike’s shareholders.’
    Nike were paying about £25m a year and recently announced that football revenue for the company was up 21 per cent to £1.3 billion in the last fiscal year. From July 2013 to March 2014, the publicly traded Manchester United pulled in £28m in retail, merchandising, apparel and product licensing revenue. United are reportedly looking for something closer to £60m a year now.
    No football club sells more shirts than United, with them competing with Adidas’ Real Madrid for the most popular shirt in the world every season. Recent figures suggested they both sell around 1.4m shirts per year. Having lost Arsenal to Puma, Nike will now fall well behind Adidas, who make shirts for some of the biggest sellers, like Bayern Munich, Chelsea and AC Milan.

    Warrior are a possibility, who have been making some truly awful shirts for Liverpool over the past couple of seasons. However, if reports are to be believed, Adidas are prepared to meet United’s asking price, which will greatly welcomed by the fans. Let’s hope we’ll see our players wearing quality shirts once more.

    Manchester United ‘in advanced transfer talks to sign Angel Di Maria and Mats Hummels for £75million’

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 09:24
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  • United 'in advanced talks to sign £75m Di Maria and Hummels'

    Angel Di Maria and Mats Hummels are Manchester United targets (Picture: Getty)
    Manchester United are reportedly in advanced talks to sign Angel Di Maria and Mats Hummels as part of a stunning £75million double deal.
    United have ramped up their transfer activity in the last two weeks, with new manager Louis van Gaal directing operations despite being at the World Cup in Brazil.
    Luke Shaw and Ander Herrera are already on board and now the Guardian reports that Di Maria and Hummels could be next through the door.
    Di Maria has apparently asked to leave Real Madrid this summer and despite interest from PSG, United are pushing to close a £45million deal for the winger.

    United 'in advanced talks to sign £75m Di Maria and Hummels'
    Louis van Gaal is working on transfers at the World Cup (Picture: Getty)
    The club also hope to wrap up a transfer for Germany star Hummels, with talks ongoing with Borussia Dortmund over a deal which could eventually be worth £30million.
    The Red Devils want all new signings secure well in advance of the new season with Van Gaal keen to get his new-look squad working together quickly.

    Alexis Sanchez ‘accepts £150,000-a-week contract to join Arsenal from Barcelona’

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 09:12
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  • Alexis Sanchez 'accepts £150k-a-week contract to join Arsenal'
    Alexis Sanchez 'accepts £150k-a-week contract to join Arsenal'
    Alexis Sanchez has agreed personal terms with Arsenal (Picture: Getty)
    Alexis Sanchez’s transfer to Arsenal has edged even closer after he reportedly accepted the club’s offer of a five-year contract worth around £150,000-a-week.
    The Gunners are on the cusp of pulling off a stunning deal for Barcelona star Sanchez, who was told he can leave the Nou Camp earlier this summer.
    Arsenal have fended off interest from Liverpool, Juventus and AC Milan and now expect to complete the signing of the 25-year-old quickly, with personal terms now apparently agreed.

    According to respected RAC1 radio, Sanchez’s representatives arrived in London on Monday and a five-year contract worth £150,000-a-week has been agreed on.
    Sanchez was previously on £75,000-a-week at Barca but his Arsenal contract would make him the club’s joint top earner – alongside Mesut Ozil who also earns £150,000-a-week.
    The deal is expected to be completed in the coming days with Sanchez due in London for a medical.

    Brazil skipper apologises for defeat

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  • Heartbroken Brazil captain David Luiz apologised to the nation on Tuesday after suffering a record 7-1 World Cup semifinal defeat to Germany.
    "Apologies to everybody, apologies to all the Brazilian people," said a tearful Luiz after the mauling in Belo Horizonte.
    "I just wanted to see my people smile. We all know how important it was for me to see all of Brazil be happy, at least because of football.
    "They were better than us. They prepared better. They played better.
    "It's a very sad day but it's also a day from which to learn."
    The 7-1 drubbing was the worst defeat ever suffered by Brazil in their 100-year history.

    Photos: GEJ swears in former Kano governor, Shekarau, 3 others as ministers

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 06:39
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  • President Jonathan this morning swore in four new ministers into the Federal Cabinet. The new ministers are; former Kano State Governor, Ibrahim Shekarau as new Minister of Education, Prince Adedayo Adeyeye as Minister of State for Works, Mr Stephen Oru as Minister of the Niger Delta and Mr Abdul Bulama as Minister of Science and Technology.

    President Jonathan also announced the redeployment of current Minister of Works, Bashir Yuguda to become the Minister of State for Finance and substantive Minister of National Planning. See more photos after the cut...

    When Heineken demonstrated unforgettable stunt in Nigeria

    By: Emmanuelomobhude On: 06:37
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  • True to its brand promise of Opening Your World, the world’s most international beer brand, Heineken, dazzled Lagosians with an amazing stunt on the Falomo Bridge, Ikoyi, Lagos when it brought the real UEFA Champions League Trophy on a tour few months back. Unsuspecting onlookers were mesmerized by the grand spectacle on display on the bridge. Continue...


    In what appeared to have been very carefully planned and deftly executed, the Heineken stunt involved a motorcade which took off from the Eko Hotels and Suites and proceeded to Falomo Bridge in Ikoyi. To add glamour and spice to the stunt, the motorcade included Dutch football legend and Heineken Ambassador; Ruud Gullit accompanied by Ex- Super Eagles superstars Austin ‘Jay Jay’ Okocha and Sunday Oliseh.

    Onlookers were taken by surprise when out of nowhere a carnival-like procession with people dressed up in the various European club team jerseys emerged cheering, dancing and singing amidst the blaring music and football commentary. With a helicopter hovering around the bridge, in an instant a part of the bridge was locked down briefly and a mini-pitch was set-up. Amidst deafening cheers Jay Jay Okocha and Sunday Oliseh stepped onto the pitch and displayed sublime football skills much to the amazement of onlookers.




    The major highlight of the stunt was the unveiling of the UEFA Champions League Trophy. Similar to a victory tour of a championship winning team, two huge double-decker buses with open roofs added to the excitement of the stunt. With the UEFA Champions league theme song playing in the background, Dutch Legend, Ruud Gullit emerged on top of one of the double-decker buses with the UEFA Trophy. Onlookers were sent into wild frenzy when Gullit hoisted the UEFA Trophy for all to see.

     “I was on my way from work when I noticed there was something unusual happening on the bridge” said another onlooker, Ezekiel Chukwuma, “I decided to hang around to see what the fuss was all about. I was amazed by the event I witnessed. For me, the most interesting part was when I saw the UEFA Trophy lifted by Ruud Gullit. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity of seeing this Trophy.”